Why do People Follow you?
“People follow SecularWitch because he/she is a bishoujo and likes boys’ love.”
“People follow witchyways because [e] is a peeping tom and has frizzy hair.”
how did you KNOW
People follow novashadows because she is a coffee addict and has a internet addiction.
lol wat?
People follow novas-haven because she is straightforward and likes green tea.
O_O What witchcraft is this?
People follow skepticalwitch because he/she is crazy and likes lotion.
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darn-semen reblogged this from deerflow and added:
People follow cloudy-7 because he/she is a pimp and has a nice butt. ;D hello there, Mr. Butt Fetish.
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loves-likes-and-randoms reblogged this from muninandhugin and added:
“People follow ChrissyVG257 because he/she is a porn star and has a boner every day” Um… No…. Just no.
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ethominumspesfallunt reblogged this from holmesbeforebakerstreet and added:
People follow ethominumspesfallunt because he/she is hardworking and likes toys.
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dieboredom reblogged this from holmesbeforebakerstreet and added:
People follow DieBoredom because he/she is a ramen addict and hates tofu.
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wolfisquee reblogged this from theemptybookoftides and added:
People follow wolfidy because he/she is crazy and has a cheek fetish.
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iwasbornofthis reblogged this from sammyhatesclowns and added:
People follow iwasbornofthis because he/she is smexy and swears too much. FACT.
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samsxcola reblogged this from sammyhatesclowns and added:
People follow saidsamwinchester because he/she is kind and likes to punish others. //I’d say I like punishing Sam more.
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onapalehorsexx reblogged this from weeklyworldnews and added:
People follow onapalehorsexx because he is a pedo and likes money.
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milestoashes reblogged this from weeklyworldnews and added:
People follow milestoashes because he/she is smexy and has a Rilakkuma addiction. I…I don’t get it…
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herwitchiness reblogged this from cryptfly and added:
People follow RevolutionizeIntelligence because he/she is a ramen addict and drinks too much. omg it’s accurate when i’m...
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cryptfly reblogged this from cannibalcoalition and added:
People follow wayward-may-queen because he/she is straightforward and likes mochi. okay
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peaceful-peach-elephants reblogged this from cannibalcoalition
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cannibalcoalition reblogged this from skepticalwitch and added:
People follow cannibalcoalition because he/she is crude and hates shaving. … WHO TOLD YOU!?
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skepticalwitch reblogged this from novas-haven and added:
People follow skepticalwitch because he/she is crazy and likes lotion.
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magnum-bobcat reblogged this from deerflow and added:
People follow MagnumBobcat because he/she is successful and likes being stalked. DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT
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deerflow reblogged this from noire-skyline and added:
People follow deerflow because he/she is FOREVER ALONE and has a butt fetish. the butt fetish.
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noire-skyline reblogged this from meganrme and added:
People follow thenoire-skyline because he/she is FOREVER ALONE and thinks too much. …..I AM NOT FOREVER ALONE…. and I do...
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eridansthrobbingmeatwwand reblogged this from henry--snow and added:
People follow Vampires-eating-pocky because… HA, YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW?! It’s a terrible blog!?
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7trys reblogged this from medic-prince-shiri and added:
People follow Eli because he/she is a porn star and doesn’t give a shit.
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henry--snow reblogged this from kraken-maid and added:
People follow T-h-e-Back-Burner because………… …. I have no Fucking Clue.
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medic-prince-shiri reblogged this from burnieburnskilledmyinnerchild and added:
People follow Sheri because he/she is kind and likes pachinko.
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meganrme reblogged this from burnieburnskilledmyinnerchild and added:
People follow meganrme because he/she is a tea addict and has a fish fetish. Well the first part is right, but we don’t...
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this-is-allec reblogged this from burnieburnskilledmyinnerchild and added:
“People follow this-is-allec because he/she is mean and has a dirty mind.” This is probably really true.
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vwhy reblogged this from novas-haven and added:
People follow radicalpizzaslice because he is a ramen addict and likes balls. none of this is correct
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icelandophile reblogged this from novas-haven and added:
People follow icelandophile because he/she is crazy and likes little boys. You caught me.
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meiran reblogged this from kraken-maid and added:
People follow meiran because he/she is kawaii and hates tofu. These are possibly both accurate statements.
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