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Why do People Follow you?

novas-haven:

novashadows:

witchyways:

asksecularwitch:

“People follow SecularWitch because he/she is a bishoujo and likes boys’ love.”

“People follow witchyways because [e] is a peeping tom and has frizzy hair.”

how did you KNOW

People follow novashadows because she is a coffee addict and has a internet addiction.


lol wat? 

People follow novas-haven because she is straightforward and likes green tea.

O_O What witchcraft is this?

People follow skepticalwitch because he/she is crazy and likes lotion.

  1. dread-pirate-mumbles reblogged this from deerflow and added:
    People follow cloudy-7 because he/she is a pimp and has a nice butt. ;D hello there, Mr. Butt Fetish.
  2. loves-likes-and-randoms reblogged this from muninandhugin and added:
    "People follow ChrissyVG257 because he/she is a porn star and has a boner every day" Um… No…. Just no.
  3. ethominumspesfallunt reblogged this from holmesbeforebakerstreet and added:
    People follow ethominumspesfallunt because he/she is hardworking and likes toys.
  4. dieboredom reblogged this from holmesbeforebakerstreet and added:
    People follow DieBoredom because he/she is a ramen addict and hates tofu.
  5. wolfisquee reblogged this from emptywitchoftides and added:
    People follow wolfidy because he/she is crazy and has a cheek fetish.
  6. iwasbornofthis reblogged this from sammyhatesclowns and added:
    People follow iwasbornofthis because he/she is smexy and swears too much. FACT.
  7. samsxcola reblogged this from sammyhatesclowns and added:
    People follow saidsamwinchester because he/she is kind and likes to punish others. //I’d say I like punishing Sam more.
  8. onapalehorsexx reblogged this from weeklyworldnews and added:
    People follow onapalehorsexx because he is a pedo and likes money.
  9. milestoashes reblogged this from weeklyworldnews and added:
    People follow milestoashes because he/she is smexy and has a Rilakkuma addiction. I…I don’t get it…
  10. cryptfly reblogged this from cannibalcoalition and added:
    People follow wayward-may-queen because he/she is straightforward and likes mochi. okay
  11. peaceful-peach-elephants reblogged this from cannibalcoalition
  12. cannibalcoalition reblogged this from skepticalwitch and added:
    People follow cannibalcoalition because he/she is crude and hates shaving. … WHO TOLD YOU!?
  13. skepticalwitch reblogged this from novas-haven and added:
    People follow skepticalwitch because he/she is crazy and likes lotion.
  14. itssirentime reblogged this from deerflow and added:
    People follow MagnumBobcat because he/she is successful and likes being stalked. DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT
  15. deerflow reblogged this from noire-skyline and added:
    People follow deerflow because he/she is FOREVER ALONE and has a butt fetish. the butt fetish.
  16. noire-skyline reblogged this from meganrme and added:
    People follow thenoire-skyline because he/she is FOREVER ALONE and thinks too much. …..I AM NOT FOREVER ALONE…. and I do...
  17. ryuukofujisaki reblogged this from darth-necynius and added:
    People follow Vampires-eating-pocky because… HA, YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW?! It’s a terrible blog!?
  18. 7trys reblogged this from brot8o-chip and added:
    People follow Eli because he/she is a porn star and doesn’t give a shit.
  19. brot8o-chip reblogged this from burnieburnskilledmyinnerchild and added:
    People follow Sheri because he/she is kind and likes pachinko.
  20. meganrme reblogged this from burnieburnskilledmyinnerchild and added:
    People follow meganrme because he/she is a tea addict and has a fish fetish. Well the first part is right, but we don’t...
  21. this-is-allec reblogged this from burnieburnskilledmyinnerchild and added:
    "People follow this-is-allec because he/she is mean and has a dirty mind." This is probably really true.
  22. burnieburnskilledmyinnerchild reblogged this from novas-haven and added:
    "People follow rvbfangirl because he/she is wild and plays the guitar." …I am wild, in the way I will attack you...
  23. juliansubatoibashir reblogged this from novas-haven and added:
    People follow radicalpizzaslice because he is a ramen addict and likes balls. none of this is correct
  24. magemorgue reblogged this from novas-haven and added:
    People follow icelandophile because he/she is crazy and likes little boys. You caught me.
  25. asksecularwitch posted this